I am a very large cat.  Just how large?  Well, the vet told me I gained weight and am 15 pounds!
My owners, Dave and Martha, wanted to put me on a diet but I pursuaded them to leave me
alone.  Right now I need an antibiotic and stuff rubbed on my chin.

This makes me very unhappy and generally pissed off.

Anyway, there are some nice people in my life.  I like Dave because he gives me baths and
makes me smell like vanilla.  Then my fur is really soft and shiny, just how I like it.
Martha gives me food and treats so I like her the best.

I am indifferent to NORM, the other cat in our apartment.  He is much more needy and
less dignified than I.